Schrödingers Typewriter

Disambiguation: This is not a typewriter that belonged to Schrödinger. But it might have been. It may have belonged to or not belong to Schrödinger simultaneously.

Okay, this blog might hurt your brain a little.

The cat is out of the bag. Or moreover, the box, and is now being looked after by Anna Strad. Cats are her thing, after all.

So now we have Schrödinger’s cat out of the way, we have a box. A box with a typewriter now in it.

Here is the box. 

 A box… a very taped up box. 

Now, if you’re not familiar with Schrödinger’s cat, you’re probably already finding this blog confusing. The premise is a simple theoretical experiment in Quantum Mechanics that implies that a cat in a box potentially exposed to circumstances that are toxic to it, can be witnessed to be alive or dead independently simultaneously by different people, but a single individual will not see both.

Sorry guys, that was just a really, really quick and dirty explanation which leaves a lot to be desired.

Anyway, here the toxic circumstances are – the efforts of Australia post and Deutsche post to handle and transport this typewriter over the last 23 days to me. Being that Munk and Richard Polt have both received pulped typewriters lately, it is clear that posting these machines poses a fatal risk.

I collected this machine from the local post office this afternoon. It feels light, and particularly well taped, but not padded.

So, peeking into the box from the comfort of your chair… Is the typewriter alive, or dead?


28 thoughts on “Schrödingers Typewriter

  1. You had that Dry Martini before writing this post, didn't you?
    Back to topic, I'd say the typewriter is alive. If it's fastened down inside its case, then it 'should' be okay.
    You're gonna make us all wait, aren't ya?


  2. I hope it's alive!

    I'm waiting for a package myself so this post is making me nervous. To top it all, mine hasn't arrived and it's been over a month; I banish all thought experiments because I could picture it either sitting in our local post office or in the bottom of the ocean. ) :


  3. The possibility also exists that it was dead before it entered the box, even if it was properly packed as if it had been alive. The Remingon Noiseless 8 I bought, some time ago, was preserved very well, but it had experienced fatal injuries at some point. Ever since, I've considered anything bought, sight unseen, with suspicion.

    On the other hand, I had previously received typewriters in boxes that were as thoroughly wrapped in tape as that one. Perhaps your parcel contains the golden goodness which I've enjoyed. Let us all hope so.


  4. Nice reference! I saw the title and immediately knew what the post was about.

    But an answer? I don't have one. Yes, the box is taped thoroughly, it has no enormous dents in it, but that says nothing about the insides. It's indeed, Schrodinger's typewriter. How can you withhold yourself?!


  5. I'm going to express the hope that the machine is either alive or salvagable. The dent-rounded corners and rattling you mention make this hope faint, but for the sake of the poor machine and your happiness, I vote “alive” (:


  6. I have GREAT faith! The machine will be in perfect running order though, if the case is rigid material like steel, aluminium or wood, there may be some stress fractures at the joints. Nothing serious though.


  7. Well! Breathing deeply helps. I actually just picked up the box, and headed to work. It is open now ( as you can see with the updated blog) but I organically wrote this blog while I was on a meal break!


  8. You've posed an interesting question that can be taken to logical extremes.

    Could this be a test of faith? If you didn't have faith that the machine is one piece and you open the box and it is broken, is it because you lacked faith?

    But what if you had abiding faith that the machine would be perfect and it is broken? Could the typewriter gods have been testing your ability to remain faithful?

    We could pose many variations of this question without getting to the ultimate question:

    What if the typewriter is just fine, but it is possessed by malevolent spirits?

    And so forth…


  9. Well, that's certainly an interesting take on the situation.

    I believe that answer is “42”.

    But you're right. It can bear very much interpreted in many ways. Unless you're a Buddhist. Then, they typewriter is merely being re-incarnated into something else, after it is dead.


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